| Malaya   There's a country called Malaya where the sun is always hot Where rubber grows and tin is mined, where most men like to drink Where pahits are in abundance to alleviate one's lot Where Stengahs cold flow down one's throat as if it were a sink   Where palm trees wave their branches and the buffalo do roam Where clubs abound to pander to one's never-ending thirst Where stifling nights and clammy beds engender thoughts of home Where wintry winds are blowing and frozen pipes do burst   Where the orchids are perfection and the Gladioli bloom Where flying ants invade one's soup, where centipedes do crawl Where brokers pray incessantly for still another boom Where leaders grow still fatter through the taking of one's all   Where crocodiles bask in the sun and elephants run wild Where prickly heat torments until one really has to swear Where little things like unpaid chits, where they've been piled Until the cash position eases or is broke beyond repair   Where monkeys leap from branch to branch, where fireflies catch the eye Where rich companies grow richer by placing to reserve Resources wanted elsewhere and this also doth apply To those whose only effort is their shekels to conserve   Where starry skies light up the night, where mosquitoes buzz around Where manly beauty's hidden in collar, shirt and suit Where female clothes are scanty and pretty legs abound Where Sunday tiffins fill one up, with curry, beer and fruit   Where phosphorescent waters one's vision can enthrall Where officialdom doth govern, where the unofficial “yes” Is always much in evidence in matters great or small The reason for such attitude being impossible to guess   Where the tiger roams the jungle and the red ant builds it's nest Where officials are exclusive and the rest of men small fry Where socity has many grades, some bad, some of the best Some deeply intermingled, some with aspirations to be “high”   Where all races thrive together, some most multi-coloured clad Where towkays build great houses and their capital invest In areas congested with the hope that they can add To bank accounts colossal, from the earnings of the rest   Where Durians are smelly, where the padi fields are green Where government is prosperous and taxation still is light Where generally speaking life is just one happy stream Of gently flowing confidence that the future will be bright   Where there's golden opportunity for men who're “on the make” Where the climates enervating and takes a heavy toll Of those who go a bit too fast, who want too quick a break And end up on the sandy beach or retire upon the dole   You are really grand Malaya, for you give a sporting chance To all who walk into your arms to work and not to roam But in spite of opportunities one's riches to enhance I'm one of those who'd much prefer to live a life at home     Anon May 25th 1941 Singapore   
                                                            
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